Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster

The opening 5-10 minutes packs in so much setup so quickly that I thought this movie was going to really move. Then it spends a solid 45 minutes just dicking around, including two nearly-identical Mothra music videos.

Rodan and Godzilla as bickering jerks is probably the highlight here, though the four-monster battle royale at the end is also a lot of fun.

Ian Whitney @ian_whitney